To the First Annual Pity Party!!!
Who: Anyone afflicted with the doldrums
What: A celebration of all things depressing, overwhelming, melancholiac, woeful, lugubrious, and all-around shitty
When: AAAAAAllllllllll day Saturday, Feb 2, 2008
Where: The darkest room in your house/apartment (closets are ideal)
Don't forget to bring: a "poor me"/"why me" attitude, a bottle of your favorite wine (glass optional), a pint of the fattiest ice cream you can find (I recommend B&J's Phish Food), your jammies, and the saddest movie and/or music you can get your hands on.
No need to RSVP. This is a party for 1.
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